With summer fast approaching I know many of you are thinking about getting that health summer glow. I urge you to stay out of the sun and Fake Bake instead. No- not tanning beds, those will make you die.
Let me first remind you – I am pale. I am talking reflective pale up in here. This is mostly because I gave up any idea of tanning the moment my mom was diagnosed with skin cancer and well, because I was a teenage goth girl.
So in order not to blind people while wearing Jorts (jean shorts) or any other leg exposing garments I seriously have to use fake tanner or a bronzer. Also, being tan makes you appear thinner and makes your muscles look more gun show. Pew pew.
So my new favorite fake tanner is the Fake Bake Flawless – $14.50 for 6oz from Amazon.com
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